VWs suck ass

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I got my junk stuck in the fan belt and then finally got it out and it got binded up in the window! :wtf

That is all.

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This coming from an M3 owner who has more problems with his car than a whore has with std’s :runaway

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how the FUCK did you do that, i bet that hurt like a mother…

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That sounds almost as gay as having safe space stripes. :confused

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hahaha i got so caught up in the fact u got ur junk stuck in the fan i didnt see the window part

OUCH

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well the vw might not suck so badly if you’d just quite sticking your pecker everywhere

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wtf i dont even want to know :idiots

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i dont wanna know either

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Damn Benny :wtf

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The GFs VW wont roll up the window if an object, ie. your “junk”, was in their… I should know :tong

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True story. It’s a safety feature. Rolls up, then senses something is there, and rolls back down. ;D
Was it an MKIII or something? Maybe those don’t have that feature, I don’t know…

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:rofl I never even read the OP :rofl

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Benny, remember? We went over this already. Do NOT hump a car upfront because of fans and the rear because of hot exhaust.

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Umm… I actually do know someone who got drunk and tried to fuck a Beretta. :idiots

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you have to be a pro at it, like me. I’m so ninja fast, you dont know it happened :ninja

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I don’t even want to know. :lol

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pics or it didn’t happen! ahahaha :crackup

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its tough to get a pic of me doing this. i move so fast ninjas have problems keeping up with me, so theres no way film can catch me.