Saw this on KAT, thought it was funny:
From the desk of your local V-TECH nutswingers. Enjoy.
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a 240 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this little thing,
To beat that damn 240, even if it’s KA-T powered,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The 240 erupts in clouds of rear tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four V-TECH pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the Action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that 240 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep my V-TECH straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
“You can’t win them all,” he says in fling,
“You may not win any, in that silly thing”,
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.
Link to the post:
http://www.ka-t.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=19638