Saw this on KAT, thought it was funny:
Racing ahead I’m the star of the Action,
But I know I’m in trouble when that 240 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.
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