Want to sell drugs but not take on the legal risk?

Sell fake drugs!

Oh wait, you can be charged with that too now.

http://www.buffalonews.com/437/story/599103.html

Eric M. Sobers, 20, of Lock Street, pleaded not guilty to two counts each of third-degree sale and seventh-degree possession of a controlled substance, along with one count of selling an imitation controlled substance.
Court papers said an undercover officer allegedly bought cocaine from Sobers in Lockport on Dec. 2 and Jan. 12, and some fake cocaine Dec. 18.

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good.

I lol’d.

See Jeff

You were doing it wrong!

nah man, still woulda been arrested.

7th Degree? Is that really a crime level?

Lockport is the fucking armpit of WNY.

I think their are two or three, possibly four neighborhoods I’d feel moderately okay living in.

Once you find yourself within a mile of the canal, you’re in Garbageville, USA.

Give me 14221, 14068, 14031, 14051 or 14127 thnx.

Not totally true i live in 14120 which is Pendleton and the canal is right behind my house. I would not call it garbageville at all. The two developments across the street are filled with rich people from amherst that have moved over to this side.

Dude you’re in Pendleton/Tonawanda. NOT LOCKPORT.

^ but im still within 1 mile of the canal lol. It is true that Lockport is the armpit of this area. I try to stay away as much as i can

but he was talking about lockport.

The god damned city of lockport is not Pendleton/N.T.

You wouldn’t happen to be originally from Lockport are you?

Nope.

For once I completely agree with Beck.

I volunteer in Lockport, I see and hear some of the weirdest shit.

FYI there are 43 sexual offenders in the City of Lockport. There are 9 in my zip code in the city.

What a dumb ass.

yea, its kinda like these:

Sixth-Degree Perjury:
Casually announcing to your common-law spouse that you spent last night watching Court TV with a glass of Ernest and Julio Gallo Hearty Burgundy, when in fact you were watching phone sex commercials while drinking Malibu Caribbean Rum with Natural Coconut Flavor.

Third-Degree Breaking And Entering:
Building a life-size replica of someone else’s house, painstakingly recreating every detail of the architecture and interior decorating, and subsequently breaking into it under the cover of night and stealing all the duplicate valuables.

Ninth-Degree Car Theft:
Putting a car on blocks, hotwiring the engine, and letting it run until the mile marker is about to change to the next mile.

Eighth-Degree Murder:
After unsuccessfully trying to revive a heart attack victim for thirty minutes, giving up and shooting him when unable to bring him back to life.

I guess I’m somewhat sick cause I lol’d at that one.

I actually just moved to lockport and I have to say that Niagara Falls is the armpit.

On second thought, WNY is the armitpit of NY. Sorry, you’re all fucked.