wanted to borrow: ALL the christmas lights your family never uses any more -updated

NO … we can NOT make it a fucked up christmas

my older brother is coming over with his wife
my younger brother is coming over with his wife (and shes never met ANY of us)
and we have family coming in from out of town …

having a reindeer hog tied on a bed of nails with santa ass fucking him with a christmas tree dildo is NOT an option … and we DEFINANTLY cant have a second reindeer shitting in the first reindeers mouth …