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John: Hello
John: How are you?
Me: hi john, im joe
Me: good
Me: i have a few questions for you
Me: now, all of the people of mormon religion dont practice polygamy, correct?
John: Actually anyone who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints dont practice Pologamy at all.
Me: really
Me: i was under the impression that some mormons still practiced polygamy
John: there are people who claim to be mormons, but they are not members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Me: ok
Me: so
Me: these people who claim to be mormons, some of them practice polygamy still, correct?
John: I suppose so, yeah. But they are not members of the Church.
Me: are you familiar with the rules of that church?
John: Mp
Me: did you mean no?
Me: ok listen im just going to get straight to the point here
John: no*
Me: if im a “Mormon” that practices poligamy still, can i have sex with all of my wives at the same time?
Me: like, one big orgy?
Me: or is it just one on one action only
Me: are you there?
Me: hello?
Me: please stop ignoring me
Me: this is a serious question
Me: sigh. scientology it is then. thanks.
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I didn’t know that gentle dentistry secretly pushes you towards scientology while you’re getting procedures done.
One of my mom’s friends went for an interview there as a dental hygenist and they asked her if she would have any problems talking to their patients about scientology.
then the lady dug deeper about it, and i guess they’re trying to spread the word.
when my mom told me about it, all i could think of was that episode of Seinfeld with the rug cleaners and George kept trying to get them to preach their shit to him. haha ;d
That’s fine if you want to limit your business opportunities. You’ll turn off people with differing religious beliefs (or in my case those with none) by preaching to them.
I heard about this Scientology crap where they are backing businesses and/or helping them monetarily with some form of a pyramid scheme or something. Spread the word…pfffttt. Indoctrination is brainwashing not spreading any word. I don’t care for any organized institution because of their narrow sighted beliefs and pigeon holing required to fit in. F DAT. Not to mention they only exist for profit. They are all a business, under the guise of something positive and something you need to have a nice life and/or afterlife. Insult to my intelligence.
Don…ya think we could make bank selling fake mormon ID cards? I can tell you I’d like in on some magic underwear myself. I hear you can shart in them and they don’t stain. LOL
