i was about to walk out to my car and i seen these 2 jahova whittnesses walking up to my house :ugh:
well i got an idea :kekegay:
they like followed me to my car!!
Watch the whole thing, the one guy is pretty funny but the other one (that looks like matt damon) is a prude
http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=1E9805E7-2B53-46AA-AF47-185C1593EB0C
if those are jahova whittnesses then they aren’t “bible thumpers” as you put it
same thing 
no they’re “book of mormon thumpers” BIG difference
:kekegay:
you have NO idea what you’re talking about.
Jehovah’s Witnesses recognise NO alterations to Christianity post-New Testament. I used to live near a Kingdom Hall, and I also grew up around a few Mormon families…
you’re thinking of the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints.
Jehovah’s Witnesses just have a different interpretation on the Bible than “mainstream” Christians.
Both are more tolerable than born again / recovering alcoholic, Christoholics.
hmmm then why does my buddies family push the book of mormon if they are jahovah whittnesses?
you are mistaken.
www.watchtower.org (their official web site)
www.lds.org (mormons’ site)
only the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints uses the book of Mormon. Period. Maybe your buddy’s family is Mormon; they are also heavy into conversion. Saying Jehovah’s Witnesses push the book of Mormon is like saying Hasidic Jews push the Quran.
no i have a book of mormon that i got from them i’m not confused about that
lol…then they are mormon…
here’s a simple FAQ on Jehovah’s Witnesses:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/witness2.htm
no mention of the Book of Mormon… probably because only Mormons believe in it. The Jehovah’s Witnesses have their own versions of the old and new testaments of the bible and no other holy books.
i cant tell what they are… all i know is they chased me to my car and i dicked around with them
Didn’t watch the whole thing, but the one guy doing the devil horns was funny.
I usually open the door when they knock and abruptly say “Noone is home” and close the door again. My wife gets all pissed, but I think it’s pretty damn funny seeing the weird look on their face.
so you have turbo and nitrous huh??
that video sucked so bad it almost put me into seizures. who cares what they are. you shoulda stood there obviosly taping them on the sidewalk, and when they start walking towards you. scream, run to your car, get in and fly down the road. they’ll be like :wtf:
this might be off topic…but those Mormon dudes that go around house to house…they will fucking school your ass at bball. i remember i was playin bball in my buddy’s driveway and these motherfuckers came up and asked if they could play w/ us, so we said ya…these craka-ass crakas rocked us in dress clothes…haha seriously. then i told my friend at work about it and he said that every mormon dude can ball…haha, i dunno…sorry.
I was wondering if anyone would catch that.
Regardless, the book of mormon and the Jovies extremely skew the bible into there own personal perspective. Its horrible how they simply leave out important parts of the Bible and make up some of their own parts.
I’m not super educated on all that, but i do know what is real…and that stuff is just a one way ticket to an eternity of fire. :down:
HAHAHA, that’s because that’s how they get you, at least in Oakland. They’d (not referring to just Mormons, but also to the cults that used to recruit people) would lure you in by running ball or playing volley ball.
Some of the Mormon chicks are supper hot. I’m going to start hitting on them. 
Plus I call :bsflag: when you say you are not all wierd either. That one guy seemed pretty excited to see the shocker. The video was funny. 