I think holding them in does make them worse…
im skilled! i can fart on demand, but if i really want to piss someone off then all i have to do is drink Mdew and eat some of those kettle chips or beef jerky and your eyes will be waterin :fart:
hahahahahha
it does…they just sit there and build up!!! :fart:
the boys played boobs buts and shoulders with me today. :bigok:
sometimes i go up to my station at 6am and turn the PA on for the siren in the ambulance and rip the loudest fart i can 
you get to watch the emt’s fall off the bunk beds cuz it sounds like a damn engine brake
95green post pics of the GF
nice!!! you have to start em young!!!
shit…we have been going out for almost a year and i dont have a pic of her!!! she was supposed to email me ones of me and her that her mom took at christmas and things like that!!!
ill get her to email me them tonite!!! :bigok:
I used to fart into the intercome at my last job. BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSST :bowrofl:
Again… you’re probably in trouble for that … I can’t open here… it’s blocked because it’s OBSCENE
yes he did… I heard it
noooo…jsut shows some bobies…no nipples though…and some ass cracks
on some really hot chicks!!!
Eurodad is always in trouble… our kids know way to much about boobs and sex
it’s not that bad. the other one vagina or raw meat was bad. they didn’t see that
intercom is the best cuz noone knows who did it,
elevators are fun too…
its sooo funny when your in an elevator and someone accidently farts, then they stand there trying to make fart noises with their mouth to make everyone think your making the sound with your lips,
meanwhile everyone around you are thinking “man, doesnt his breathe smell like shit”
hahahahah :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: post that game!!! hahaha
funny story…
Eurodad and I were gettin’ busy in the bedroom with the door locked and the kids were running around the house as usual… We’re right in the middle of the real heavy stuff and the youngest … 4 years old… yells under the bedroom door… “Daddy… what are you doing to my mommy”
Flesh Taco??? :dunno:
hahahahahahahahah u supposed to do that when they r asleep :hitit: