what the hell do these names mean

Cal, definitely a fair argument. Albeit slightly off topic, it’s a good debate in it’s own for sure. Maybe we could start up a proper mature debate in a separate thread about this in off-topic or something… Wait, this is SON so it probably won’t stay mature when the children start chiming in. But anyway, since I tend to disagree with your feelings towards converting things to english to suit our needs we can battle it out one day, like gentlemen. Are we on?