Because I’m obviously incapable of making my own decisions. Why not post the question in the form of a spiffy poll. Because after all it is off-topic.
As it stands I have a single package of crackers, and the following to put on it assuming a complete lack of sanity.
-Jelly
-Whipped peanut butter
-Mayonnaise
-Butter
-Honey Mustard
-Sour cream
-Sandwich meat (ham)
CHEESE
and apple butter…
If I had cheese I would have posted cheese, but I have to start getting ready for work.
FINE
peanut butter hands down.
What kind of crackers? Club? Saltine? Wheat?
How could I forget the most important part! It’s just a ritz snack cracker knock off.
Make little sandwiches 
Ooo… peanut butter and jelly. It’s genius!
put the cast stroker crank in it!!! its a 5.9 it can handle it.
OH NM, your just going to sell the r/t for a GTO or some fbod.
I’m not quite sure how a ferrous object would taste on crackers. And I’m not even going to start on the health implications on doing such.
on ritz…i’d bet butter is good…peanut butter, however, is one of god’s best creations
i will eat peanut butter anything. from peanut butter mochas to peanut butter on celery.
we need a peanut butter thread for creations i need to try.
put mayonnaise you sick fuck
sardines
what kind of crackers?!
omg he said ritz knock offs. and you’re suppose to be playing your stupid video game and digesting your macaroni salads.