What's your fantasy?

I have a morning ritual that I need to share I call it the terminator first I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator travellin through time” pose. with my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute visualizing either arnold or the guy from the second movie, (not the chick in the thrid one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me proceed through my day as an emotionless cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg it ruins the fantasy. I think maybe I read to many comic books when I was a kid.