Here is another personal story I feel I need to share with you. Sometimes in the shower I like to act like Luke Skywalker. I like to play out the scene where he’s fighting Darth Vader with the light sabers except my penis is the saber’s handle and a stream of piss is the yellow blade. I’ll swing it back and forth, and I end up covering the shower in piss but I eventually win. One time I wanted to see what it felt like to have my hand cut off like Luke so I used my yellow blade and pissed on my arm. It didn’t work.