I woke up next to dan once. he never called me again 
forgot your number and you shit in the bed 
threads like these are why i miss the interwebs at work
Threads like these are why I wish I didn’t have the interwebs at work
lol @ Custom title.
i just read all 11 pages.
pages 1-5ish were the best waste of time all day.
After 5 is just turns into a regular good old nyspeed, off topic, insulting, ranting, clusterfuck as always…
I am so happy Im not part of the generation that thinks
jhghjfkjghjgbhjgndkjhnneskjhsdkjlhndshnskjhfhbdshhjdfs
is a readable message.
i text all the time and even i had a hard time reading it. i almost had to translate it first.
If you guys want even MORE laughs than this thread has brought…
Read all the things “Kevin Dunn” (yambag) wrote on her wall over the last few weeks…then read his wall for her postings. haha.
LOL i went to school with you Fabes.
Fabes seems like a doll…
Things I learned on the internet today:
Trust is the state of knowing everything so you don’t have to leave anything to faith in the goodness of another person.
Trust is built by hiding things from someone until they accept the fact that they’ll never know.
Trust is something one is entitled to. The insecure party has to learn to get over it.
And of course, most importantly of all:
If a hot chick isn’t in your range, find one on crazy-clearance.
Ha. Seriously though. For any of you guys who want a woman to trust you, here’s how you do it: Give them access to EVERYTHING. Email, facebook, message boards, everything. If they pick up your cell phone encourage them to read the “funny” texts that they will undoubtedly think are childish and dumb. You will be amazed at how quickly they become secure and totally lose interest in anything you do. :roflpicard: Of course the caveat is that if you are hiding something you’re fucked, but tough shit. Trust can’t be faked.
I know what you’re thinking, but sorry. This is the only way to BUILD trust. While it might not be fair, it is up to the innocent party to EARN trust, not the guilty party to GIVE it. They’re already fighting their own batshit crazy insecurities because they like you. You’re contribution is to put up with it and show them that they have nothing to worry about. I know it shouldn’t be that way, but it is.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying yambag should stay with stalker. Holy hell does she have issues that she is totally unaware of and their relationship looks like it’s dysfunctional^2, but next time start the Fry trust program early and you’ll be enjoying your honestly deserved privacy in no time.
Dr Fry out.
nyspeed fails to deliver, after 11 pages and multiple posts about how people are friends with both females on facebook, has NO ONE posted a fucking picture. I’m pretty let down
There were pictures, they went away.
So i must say, thank you fabes for giving me one hell of a fun time when i went home. took about 30 minutes of yelling, another 30 minutes of telling her your just antaginizing her with the picture saying “my other ride is your bf”
from what i gather, she only sent you a message saying how i have been and that she ment no harm, then you sent her back an asshole message saying she cant take car of me, shes stupid…etc.
so i think im going with my gf on this and saying that yeah, it sucks she even sent the message and didnt need to, but you didnt need to be such a bitch to her to start. just a simple reply of ok or something like that and this would have never happened.
after about that hour, we ended up being fine, went bowling, ended up bowling josh (moboost) who seen my gf is not that crazy. did the whole, “what are you going to do, beat her up and get sewed for it, your not a kid anymore, people will take you to court just for hitting them now” which ive been trying to get this mind set through her.
over all turned out to be a pretty good night after the first hour. did the whole make up amazing sex, and now we are good.
obviously things need to change though!
also im sure now this will get going better again for all you nyspeeders! lol i do what i can for your enjoyment.
BALLS YOU HAVE NONE
ugh man…spelling and grammar, pleaseeeeeee spelling and grammar
FUCK THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR… DUDE SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLEATE PUSSY
Kevin,
Please turn in your man card at the end of the day.
That is all.
-Men