Wrong, Some tables can handle up to 400-450lbs but if you are too fucking round to fit in the hole, then you are shit out of luck. Trust me I have delt with people like this.
And not everyone has an open MRI. People in this area are spoiled because of the amount of hospitals and technology available in this area. We had to call the Pittsburgh Zoo last year for an instance like this to see if they could help. It’s a shame, but it happens.