Worst cars found on craigslist

He also used to work Overnight shift at the walmart in halfmoon…

It’s ok, he won’t be able to hear you over his STRAIGHT CUT GEARS!

!994 Honda Civic SHOWCAR!!neckbreaker - $5500 (Fishkill)

Reply to: sale-1029371696@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-10, 4:21PM EST

da civic
Up for sale is a 1994 hon non turbo single cam v-tec I Love This Car But Im Finshed With It Test Drives You Can Take No Free Riders
all molded body kit w/ a 3 thousand dollar paint job only a year old and the front only 2months old EVO hood , w/ m3 mirrors adjustable coilovers dropped on 18" max racing rims w/ good thread 10 K’s HIDs’ V-tec Single cam,AEM Fuel injectors,Ractive Headers,Ractive Motor bar,Aftermarket Cold Air Intake,Clear distributer cover,9.3 MM spark plug full tune up done ova da summer … and synthethic oil change every 3thousand miles … da Motor needs nutin at ALL!!! but a speed sensor and few useless sensors ( it duznt effect anything) its got a short shifter, andd no grinds in gears… Black and blue racing seat(needs 2 be readjusted if u want a comf. ride , but not imp.) … int. is alil dirty but its an eyecather!!!Matching Interior BabyBlue And White A Lil Dirty 2 Racing Seats Darkblue All blue gauges , lights and neons the car is daily driven carr and garage kept … Neva came out in the snow or rain … so u know its been babied… … pixxxxx say it alll … the body is almost mint w/ minor scuffs here and there but not notacible , this is a low milieage car and motor , which was out of an old mans automatic civic when he got rear ended … so i personally know its not gna break down or anything , and it runs very well and strong… this car has only taken trips to the mechanics when i got flat tires or when i needed an oil change … i dnt beat on my cars or race… cuz its not a race car , its a SHOWCAR!!! so it was made to break necks …lol not to blow the motor its got a tiny crack on the hood not a big deall Too many mods to list
Fellas This Car Is A Chick Magnet Tru Story
Ladiez Lets Just Say All The Girls Gonna Be Hatin More Pics Upon Request Got Alott Im intrested in trades to price we can tlak about i can bring the price down NO LOWBALLERS!!!too much work and money in the car Darealest420@yahoo.com email can text me to 845-453-5382 Or
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Wow this assclown should learn how to type properly and use correct punctuation.

:ahhAll the girls gonna be hatin yooooooooooo

Does the kid come with it? I could use a yard hand in the spring.

I think a girl owns that car…

Cuase no wannabe gangster is comfortable with himself enough to own a gay car like that

exactly, who the HELL would spend $3k on painting their car such a horrible color?

i saw that neon last week getting off exit 9, what a piece

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1052622163.html

83 chevette - $2500 (saratoga)

Reply to: sale-1052622163@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-02-27, 9:34AM EST

runs great, 2 door, fresh tune up, things wrong: hasn’t been on road since 1995, sitting outback of house, my dogs using it as a dog house, we keep the car running so he can use the heat in the winter, also some stray cats got in there and have a litter of kittens in the back, so they come with the car, birds have pecked away at the winsheild wipers over the years, so they will have to be replaced, frame is rotted and split in half, rag for gas gap, no passenger side seat, the dog ate it, oh, yeah, the miles is 149,000, but for what other asscakes are asking for their junk, I’m right around asking price.

ahhahhah, that’s fucking awesome

zoom, zoom, zoom “91” miata - $4950

Reply to: sale-1055555319@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-01, 1:19PM EST

for sale is my 1991 mazda miata turbo, it has 91,000 miles, with a custom red fade to gray paint, newer convertible top with rear glass, aggressor body kit, 17" sport wheels and tires, 2.5" exhaust with a magnaflow muffler and rear dual tip, momo steering wheel, carbon fiber hood, carbon fiber taillights, turber timer, autometer, pioneer am/fm cd detachable face radio, new door panels, newer interior rug, chrome dual hump roll bar, white face gauges with ghost lighting, and much more. if interested please e-mail me. thanks for looking…price is negotiable…please no low ballers, no trades, no tire kickers, no scammers. serious inquires only. more pictures upon request.

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that looks like an old, bloody dog turd

oh my, this is horrible

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1157692299.html

1992 honda civic hatchback - $2900 (lake luzerne)

Reply to: sale-v7wqj-1157692299@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-06, 2:56PM EDT

Honda civic hatchback, new halo headlights, new catback exhaust, bucket seats, roll cage,custom dash, strut tower braces, full body kit, runs real good, driven daily, 1.5 sohc, just needs door panels, road ready. call 518-696-2708.

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i didnt know stock galants were panty droppers?!?!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/1409862635.html

well is a misubishi galant 98 Es
no chelck engine got 130 ks mostly hiways miles because i trave alot to scranton pensilvania and port jervis …

mods…
17inch rims (black)
low profile tires
droped on NH1 suspecion with sunk2 spring
3 inch full exaust
new transmisiion
new front lower and upper control arms… bouth
new axle… bouth
3 MTX 10inch subs in the back
1 O2 amp 900 watt
4 door speaker 6x9 pioneer with piooneer head unit
clean interior , no rips everithing work perfect
good ac and good heater sun roof …

bad…
need wheele aligment
2 small dents on the left quartel panel (no rust)

bisede that… nothhing the car is in exllent condition these are the piks

if interested let me know
email me at item4sales@live.com
call me 347-590-0042
price is Neg… Now low balling

pics…

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1412067351.html

Custom 99 Plymouth Neon - 65k SOHC 2.0L - $3000 (Albany/Colonie)

Date: 2009-10-08, 11:44AM EDT
Reply to: sale-uj6dd-1412067351@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Im selling my Project car which is a 1999 Plymouth Neon. The car is customized with full molded blackwidow fiberglass bodykit, shaved handles, R32 skyline taillight conversion, new 17" adr wheels with brand new tires that have never hit the pavement, custom Srt4 exhaust, carbonfiber hood, dual projector headlights, lambo door hinges, plus many more aftermarket items. Vehicle is in primer and needs some minor work. Engine runs perfect only 65k on motor. I had a child so dont have time to finish, have pics of car before paint and body work and can supply photos of car as is. Serious Inquires only, will not part out! worth more then asking, 3000.00 or B/O. Email me.

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NOW low balling?! we should all call him and lowball him since it is apparently acceptable to now low ball :excited

Funniest ad I’ve seen in awhile

http://poconos.craigslist.org/pts/1392458316.html

HONDA $ b18 - $2000 (your hood )

Date: 2009-09-25, 5:25PM EDT
Reply to: see below

1999 honda B 18complete motor swap and,complete rye wiring harness wiring to ecu ,obd2motor and trans!!! come and see and drive before i take the swap out to check it out for your self the motor swap is in a 1990 honda
civic four door this motor is one fast mother fucker ,upgrades are brian crower crank shafts,lsd transmission,headers/com plete exhaust if needed… test drive your self i am moving i got to get rid of the car soooo… ??? cash talksi am askin $ 1800 for thecompleteswap includes axles , uv joints,acura integra rear arms with the anti-locking braking systemtype r, motor…
trades equal value ?1800 come n test drive this bitch out n c how rips and hauls assssss!!!Smokes tires in every fuckin gear in this bitch
think i am joking bring your car and cash and we will race up my street its a good half mile streach mile streatch sooo i will c u at the finish line and you can buy the motor ???
dont hate …

Here are a few I found while looking today:
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1420159255.html
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1420142529.html
http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1419533352.html

i have a 1998 dodge neon shell in good shape with 145xxx miles on it it has a full body kit and the interior is in good shape was a 2.0 with an auto trans does not have motor or trans in the car any more comes with all dohc parts and spare rear bumper comes with a shit load of extra parts must go 650 obo the lowest i will go is

so wait :rofl

650 but u’ll let it go for 500 LOL so why did u put 650 :facepalm

GOOD shape huh ?

lol @ the Plymouth Neon being worth more than he’s selling it for.