Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? 
My buddy had a good line…
We’re sitting at the bar next to the dancefloor.
He starts to get sick,
covers his mouth,
vomit sprays like it’s coming out of a shower head…all over two hotties.
He stops vomitting, and without hesitating asks the girls, “I like your perfume, either of you want to dance?”
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
is that how you met your wife :kekegay:
You guessed it, I still like when she wears that perfume for our special nights out.
:nono: :fart:
2 guys i used to work with…one (he was a 27 year old virgin) took one of the girls out, paid for dinner, paid for drinks, etc. the other guy saw he wasnt doing anything, walked over to her, asked (no shit) “so you like to suck on things…?” and ended up taking her home and sleeping with her…
it was cold…
:owned:
thats more than cold but can you expect much more from a 27 yr old virgin?
just be like…whats up bitches…but not loud enough so they know what you said. just loud enought o get theitr attentuion. Then intorduce yourself and your boys, then be like…we;re SCF bitcheswahts up bitchesa ???
thats when they shake that ass watch yourself it can be daaaangerous
its not good to spread info about yourself over the intranet shit gets around real quick so unless you wnat the whole world to know id keep it to yourself
pick up lines are for retards.
you never know, hotties might be into that vomitting shit…Ive seen it on the internet