just need a little lol on a monday…
[COLOR=black] hi, “Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?”[/COLOR]
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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My ride left without me , can you give me one?
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You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.
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(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.
Trust me I’m a virgin
“have you ever done this before?”…“no but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night!”
:lol:
Here’s your drink, don’t mind the fizzing
nice shoes wanna fuck
thats great!
Here’s your drink, don’t mind the fizzing
LOL
“you’re ugly, but I’m still interested”
Do you work for UPS?
no?
because I could swear I saw you checking out my package
nice!
Nice Heelys wanna fuck
I fiixed it for you.
WHOSE UP FOR A FUCKFEST?!?!?
WHO’S UP FOR A FUCKFEST?!?!
You: Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Her: NO!
You: What, you don’t like pizza?
It worked for my friend a few times and he even lost his virginity with it.
edit and if you don’t believe me, ask Emery. He’ll know exactly who I’m talking about
my girlfriend told me to be more affocinate…
umm ok…
so how bout you, me, and her???
the word of the day is legs…lets go back to your house and spread the word.