i bet you twenty bucks i am the best guy u will ever fuck.
for the pregnant woman i wouldn’t of pulled out either
“Trust me. I’ve always used a condom”
me: wanna get raped?
her: NO!!
me: o, well, too bad
“How about you and me go back to your place and do all the things I am going to tell my friends we did anyways?”
“I’d ask you to go back to my place but I am only interested in long term relationship. Something in the realm of 4 hours would do, last names optional”
lmfao
my friend actually used this a few holloweens ago. he was hammered.
“Hey, i’d actually never talk to you sober becasue you are pretty fat and ugly…but i’d fuck you now because i’m so drunk I cna’t even see”
hahaha, That used to work in my younger years
this one works all the time.
“lets cut to the chase and let me fuck you face”
(your does not work, or sound proper for some reason)