dunno if mike was even there for that but god ive done so much worse.
whatever works i guess haha
whats up sluts!ever have your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trench coat? :bigok:= jay & silent bob
nice shoes wanna fuck?,
excuse me, do you have a bandaid? cuz im about to fall for you
:greedy:
Heard this one at a bar once, about fell down when he said it!
(dork)- “hey girl…looking good tonight…you gotta man?”
me- “yeah…”
(dork)-“well would you ever have a good reason to leave your man?..
…wait wait, first let me introduce myself, my name is “good reason”…would you ever have a good reason to leave your man?”
WTF??? LMAO!
can i give y ou a gold shower
im gonna skull fuck you till your brains come out
i wanna fuck you till you bleed
your probably a horrible lay but im up to a challenge
i dont like roast beef so im not gonna eat your pussy
im trying to stay alive so can i just get some head
in my experience the more direct you are to a chick the better your chances are. the best pick up line that i know is “HI”
this thread is called worst pick up line
he uses it on guys…that’s what makes it the worst one
haha. good one :ugh2:
just tryin to keep the tread on topic
im sorry…
are those pants made in space cause your ass is out of this world
do you have a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them
you - ever had an orgasm in 60 seconds
chick - of course the answer is “no”
you - want one
better :rolleyes:
good job
hey girls,im from W.V.!
dont you mean relative?
best line ever “whats up bitches, I got money” since women only like money.
j/k
thats the older ones…the younger ones just like your car and the really young ones 16ish just like the fact you drive.
Hey by chance do you have any italian in you !?!?!
Want some !! 
“hi, they call me shaggy”
are you from tennessee?? cause you’re the only ten i see!!! bwahahaha :greddy2: