Worthless Thread forum: Whacking off while woman is sleeping

B-I-N-G-O…like I said you can pretty much talk yourself into one!

its all in her head…

ILC i have toys to help …lol

EDIT::: BUY ME A BEER BITCH

bro. where do you get your numbers?

lol a fucking hat… sounded good right

true story tho … its on a porn i have called “swallow my squirt”

No you still owe me from yesterday for fixing the new computer…oh wait I can’t drink…remember “I’m pregnant!” :lol: LMAO

Jam, I need to have a beer or 12 with you. you make me fucking lol so much.

This thread had so much promise in the beginning. Now it needs to be shot.

Poprocks is crazy. End of story.

NO PEOPLE SHE IS NOT

this thread went from worthless to spectacular.

+1

Saint patties day banger… I’m making it an annual event. I’m gonna start the planning now

Spring needs to come. The drama on the boards is overwhelming.

the girl’s mind:

oh god. am I really doing this with him?

fuck it. He’s already in. I think. I’ll just let him do his thing so I can go.

Oh man I shouldn’t have had so many coors lights. I really have to pee.

God, he’s still not done yet? Man that beard is scratchy. When’s the last time this guy took a bath?

I hope he’s wearing a condom. I fucked that sketchy dude from Brick Bar last night and he def didn’t wrap it up. Damn two mistakes in one weekend.

Damn those coors lights. I have to pee so bad.

He’s still not done yet? Goooood I have to peeeee.

Fuck it.

dude, you dont even know her. so why dont you stick to what you do know best :nohomo:

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Awesome.

:lol:

yeah hi, that was my dads house… I remember your face the next morning… holy god it was awesome.

And she didn’t pee on you, I did… remember? (sorry jammo).

hahahahahaha pure awesome

So what’s your involvement here? Are you her current slam piece?

I still wana talk about this 3sum i could have had…

other girl you know who you are next time I call you and ask please say YES