WTH: lawn guy to roll my lawn

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Anyone have or work for a lawn care place? I need my lawn rolled, and aerated.

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in.

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X2

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i don’t roll on saturdays

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I don’t roll on Shabbos

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why do you need your lawn rolled?

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because i was walking behind my spreader last night, and almost broke my ankle like 6 times.

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Don’t you have a mustang on blocks in your yard?

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nah, my truck was on the lawn. i hide the mullet mobile in the garage.