[quote=“RobHimself,post:831,topic:22265"”]
Why do you always want to be a chick?
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i get more kills than everyone else because the enemy ( usually some pre-teen hooligan ) gets a boner over staring at my e-titties. after shooting them in the face, i proceed to teabag.
then they can tell their friends they got a vag in the face and everyone ends up with what they want