YAY for typos in the bible ....

was listening to bill engvall, and he mentions that theres an outlet stor that sells bibles with typos, so i had to look gogle for bible tyops real quick:
(not ment to be a religious discussion)

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/package.jsp?name=fte/bibletypos/bibletypos&floc=class-ewp-lk4-fte

Notorious Bible typos throughout history:

Blessed are the place-makers.
It should be: Blessed are the peacemakers.
Matthew 5:9.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of God.
It should be: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God?
1 Corinthians 6:9

Printers have persecuted me without a cause.
It should be: Princes have persecuted me without a cause.
Psalm 119:161

Go and sin on more.
It should be: Go and sin no more.
John 8:11

The fool hath said in his heart there is a God.
It should be: The fool hath said in his heart there is no God.
Psalm 14:1

Let the children first be killed.
It should be: Let the children first be filled.
Mark 7:27

The murderer shall surely be put together.
It should be: The murderer shall surely be put to death.
Numbers 25:18

He hath ears to ear, let him hear.
It should be: He hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Matthew 11:15

I will…that women adorn themselves in modern apparel.
It should be: I will…that women adorn themselves in modest apparel.
1 Timothy 2:9

the bible is one big typo.

:wink:

I’m surprised over these years the typos haven’t been noticed and fixed. :shrug:

You also have to keep in mind that alot of it is translated directly from the origional hebrew language…like if you translate something from spanish to english, it will not be gramaticly correct in outs.

ahhhh…so JEG translated the Bible…

JEG has trouble translating English to English… we can’t blame him.