You know what really grinds my gears.....

[kramerbuccs24]

@AlpineSkiier

What pisses me off, is people who don’t understand the right of way rule.

On my way to werk today, this jerkoff in a PT Cruiser was at the corner of Waterman and Consaul. He was there first, so by rule he goes. I wait, traffic clears, and he just sits there. So I said fuck it, I started to go, and all of a sudden (this was after like 5 seconds of waiting with no cars going by btw) he decides to gun it and try to hit me or something. I was mid-release with the clutch (I gave it more gas so I could scoot across), so I just DUMPED it and floored it past him. Unfortunately I’m on stock mounts again, so my car just power hopped horribly across Consaul, bad enough to rip my GPS from my windshield and end up in the back seat. My rearview mirror also moved way away from it’s setting. ha

This, and overly-cautious drivers. I was behind some moron in a Corolla who kept braking every 100 yards or so. I was in the right lane on Central behind a car going 45, waiting for him to go by. He just sits at my drivers door, and then speeds up, and slows again. He then got in the turning lane a good 500 feet before the Waterman intersection, appearing like he was going to turn onto the street before. I signal, and he’s going like 5mph in the turning lane creeping forward. The second fucking time I was blocked in by this guy. So I just scooted past him and slipped into the turning lane in front of him. :facepalm

I used to get kind of pissed at people like that, now I just pull up next to them and stare at them in awe and then shake my head once they notice, their reaction is much funnayz.

Also, this shit happens like 20% of the time when I’m trying to leave my development, it’s either a teenybopper who just got their license, a granny, or a clueless housewife who sits 3" from the steering wheel and looks PETRIFIED to be driving:

They’ll literally sit there until I flash my high beams 9 times or until I honk my horn, then they wave at me gratefully like I just did them a huge favor. You have the right of wayyyy zzzzzzzzooommmmmmgggggggg