in my bank account…
you dont even pay any taxes you worthless faggot.
That’s the retarded part about this plan, it’s a flat amount, so some people will be getting FAR more than their “fair share.”
It should be a percentage of taxes withheld in 2007, but the problem with that is the IRS is only good at diving into a few people’s affairs at any given time. They could never muster the organizational or manpower to give us a truly equitably tax rebate. Their efficiency is pathetic…and that’s one of the reasons our taxes are so high in the first place.
email from a friend: pretty interesting.
This is too true to be funny
The next time you hear a politician use the
word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While thi s thought is still fresh in our brain, let’s take a look at New
Orleans . It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for
$250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it
mean?
A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.
Washington, D.C . HELLO!!! … Are all your calculators broken??
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If h e hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me to my doom!’
And when he’s gone,
We won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Bu ilding Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge ta xes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehic le License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
< SPAN>Workers Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians!’
And I still have to ‘press
1’ for English.
I hope this goe s around THE
USA at least 100 times
What happened???
sad but true
thats where it should go…or to pay bills/pay off debt.
they are giving you the money in hopes that you spend it, on consumer shit.
people need to get their priorities straight…thats money you weren’t planning on getting…so instead of blowing it or car mods, TV, cloths, etc…
be a responsible adult & pay off some debt…now if your debt free & no bills they knock your self out, but saving it wouldn’t be a bad idea.
mines going straight to the credit card
I should just put it straight on my credit card like Chad said… but known me, ill be straight at Wheeling trying to turn it into 2k… and im sure that won’t work, but hey its worth a try!
I’ve been looking at getting a bike seeing fuel is going up and even now it costs 57 to fill the blazer and 60something for the tb…i’m thinking the money will only put me closer to what i’m saving for a sport bike
Put towards principal on home equity loan.
I’d probly buy my truck that i want.
Now the hard part, deciding which debt to pay off. Dom has a ton, but my interest rates are much higher.
I could care less about the politics behind it…
If passed, when will me get the $$$ ? 
def another flat screen tv
buying a slave, goin to the south for one.
lmfao u dirty a-rab…make sure you don’t get mistaken for a runaway yourself!!
and this is what is killing America.
i paid taxes on the 30k i made in 2007. I am not however paying taxes on the money I am making in 2008. All i have to do is stay out of the country 330 days!
1/3 bills, 1/3something for the stang, 1/3 daughters college
Anyone know when they are trying to figure finalize this and try and pass it?