A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

Shift518 Automotive Shift518 Off Topic
41

Bahaha

42

Id buy PJB a house and give him a $1000000 gift card to adult world.

43

Would send Rubino back to his home country… LOL

44

I would take the annuity and live within my means.

45

I would take my girl out for a fancy meal, McDonalds or maybe even Burger King I’m thinking and with the extra cash I might let her supersize her meal. Maybe.

46

I would go make it rain at a strip club while doing coke off the bar. Then I’d go hide out in a cave the rest of my life so no one could find me. This is y I don’t play the lotto.

47

id honestly do everything within the limits of my money to ruin and wreck everyone elses dreams

48

I just hope whoever wins is someone who never plays the lottery and just bought a ticket because the jackpot was so high. I love hearing all my lottery addicted co workers bitch and moan when that happens.

49

invest it wisely in hookers and cocaine.

50

Just bought my ticket. I then peeled out of the parking lot for good measure

51

Imagine all the stunting half a billion can afford you.

52

Thread title needs to be revised, it is 640 now :rofl

53

So after taxes if there’s one winner you’re looking at 300 mil. Yeah that’s a nice chunk of change.

54

$462 million cash payout @ $640M jackpot.

55

That’s lump without taxes being lopped off.

56

I would buy k20power the fastest dakota EVER! lol.

57

I thought taxes is what makes it $462M down from $640M? Where the F does the rest go?

As long as it’s not carbed.

58

id buy an election

59

he couldnt handle it bro

60

Nah if you take the lump sum instead of payments they lop a bunch off for whatever reason.