Third attempt…
and this is why we can’t have nice things
my witty remark is gone. im getting divorced in protest. :fail:
what about widowed 
Do you even have to ask? It’s dan, of course he does. Along with all of his chidhood pets.
:bigclap:
:lol:
soaking in warm water for later use :tup:. Don’t want the corpse to be getting all stiff on me… … or do I?
no, idiot. COLD water stops the decomp.
:noob:
You’re going have such bloated bodies that you could fist everything.
oh… i see what you did there. carry on
keeping it soft, I don’t care if it decays… the smell gives me a raging boner anyway
Oh sweet baby jesus why? ^^^
oh and on topic…Not answering poll due to technicality…
I’m in a relationship with half the members of nyspeed…
Where’s that option fggt?
efil4reboogder
Livin as cavalier as possible.
Pretty married.
This is the longest I have ever been single. :highfive:
married, 2 years