don’t forget to roll a softpack of marb reds in your shirt sleeve
edit: and refer to women as ‘foxes’
Buy RED DOG beer.
Lipper essential
Where can I get Marlboro clothes?
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:
Go on ebay and buy the miles for cheap then send them in, get a tent or horse shoe set while you’re at it.
Ebay that shit, There’s probably tons of rednecks selling the gear they got with their Marlboro Miles.
^ Yeah, what he said.
ask jeg to borrow some shit :gotme:
Ouch!
You need one of these…
You could always take my halloween costume idea.
Here is another option I witnessed at a NASCAR race. Authentic white trash/redneck with sweet Man HotPants!!
^Not only is that guy shirtless, he is still displaying his Nascar shirt. And I bet the tattoo is somehow related. That is hardcore white trash right there, that guy keeps it real.:lolsign:
You guys are being way too detailed. Just walk around carrying a Bud light can at all times.
i picked up food from a bar the other day, and there was a race on, and the guy next to me was drinking a can of schmidts and had a mullet with a nascar hat on that said “No Right Turns”.
some type of vest is vital preferably a camo hunting vest
Don’t have time to read the whole thread, but…
Wife beater with mustard stain and cheetos crumbs.
Dirty Wranglers with skol ring.
Work boots.
Budweiser and/or NASCAR hat.
shit wheres montecarlo chick when u need her