0-200 under 6 seconds

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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

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thats good

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thats great

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:bowrofl:

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lol

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:rofl:

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thats pretty good never heard that one before
http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/angle.jpg

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nice!!! thats great

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aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah

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if i had a nickel for every time i’ve heard that joke…

i’d have at least twenty cents.

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I told the girlfriend about it and she didnt laugh I think Im in trouble