I hate you Mike
Your idealogy of buying shots is insane
Heres how you think
You buy a round of shots for 20 people, a couple return the favor, nice. Anyone who returns the favor you buy 5 more rounds of shots so they get so drunk they cant return the favor unless they puke all over themselves.
I almost lost it this morning, but slept it off. The shot cocktail in my stomach was gurlging at 7 am. The wife wasnt as lucky ha.