2007 NFL Draft

Yeah, why take a QB first round in 2004 when the last time they got one it was Mark Malone. What, they are taking a guy that is playing in some weak ass conference like the MAC? The Steelers are doomed!

Wait, Roethlisberger went did what his rookie year? I’m sorry, he won what his second year?

Oh. I wasn’t aware of that.

Fuckin’ yinzers. I don’t know dick about this kid from FSU, and I really couldn’t care less, but absolutely lets bash people that are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and have been researching this for months. I’m sure they made this pick because he looks good in a beater and shorts, so he must be a good LB.