His car is just too long and low and loaded with high tech shit like a computer screen stereo that requires reading a book to know how to change stations.
If I was going to get a luxury car it would be a Grand Marquis. Nice ride, nice comfortable interior and pretty simple despite being luxurious. My mom had one as a rental a few years ago and I took it for a ride and loved the way it rode.
A big luxury car just isnt something I want or need at this point in my life.