62,400 Bottles of Beer

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6 pack a day for 28 years, or one hell of a party.

http://www.albanyherald.com/stories/20071228n1.htm

ALBANY — Two large shipments of beer were stolen during the holiday period, police officials say.
Both Dougherty County and Albany police filed theft reports in reference to large amounts of beer being stolen sometime between Dec. 21 and Thursday, reports show.
The largest theft of the two was reported in the county, where a man told police that someone stole a 53-foot-long trailer loaded with more than 2,300 cases of beer.
According to reports filed with Dougherty County police, Loren Lentz said that sometime between Dec. 21 and Thursday a 2004 Hyundai semi-trailer was taken from the 600 block of McCollum Road.
The trailer contained several kinds of Miller brand beer, the report shows.
In another incident, Don Wilson of Miller Brewing told police that more than 300 cases of beer valued at $6,000 were swiped after a beer-laden tractor-trailer was stolen, reports show.
Wilson told police that the beer was discovered to be missing around 7 p.m. on Dec. 21, reports show.
The tractor — which Wilson said had a tracking device — was hooked to trailer No. 4219, which was driven 3.2 miles southwest of the pickup location on the 400 block of Cordele Road, the report says.
Wilson told the police he believes that’s where the beer was off-loaded, according to the report.

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15 people in the middle of the trailer, you can’t leave until all the beer has gone into someones system.

How long would it take to get out without a death, figure your average 180lb male.

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get newman, he’ll do the math

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well you figure one drink an your average size male=.02 bac
what is the “legal limit” as to where death would occur, and by #'s it takes one hour for each drink to leave your system

ready set go, someone figure this out

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It was probably Milwaukees Best (a Miller brand)

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Well saying one drink = .02 and that every hour you loose .02 bac.

Lets set the BAC limit at .12 or 6 beers.

That would mean in the first hour the 15 men could each slam 6 beers, for a total of 90 beers drank.

Then after this each man could only drink one beer, or a total of 15 beers per hour.

2300 cases = 55,200 beers
Hour 1 = -90 beers
Hours 2 = -105 beers …etc.

So

55,200-90= 55,110

55,110 beers / 15 beers per hour = 3,674 hours + 1 hour (initial beer slam hour)

3,675 hours = 153.1 days

Thats 153.1 days with no sleep.

If you take into account sleeping for 8 hours that changes up things.

Assuming that 8 hours of sleep will get you sober, you can slam 6 beers in the first hour you wake up.

24 hours a day - 8 hours sleeping - 1 slam hour= 15 hours of drinking 1 beer per hour

This mean you can drink 21 beers per day.

55,200 beers / 21 beers per day *15 men =175.25 days

So tag on an extra few weeks of drinking if you want to sleep.

No lets say you need to work 8 hours and sleep 8 hours.

24 hours - 16 hours -1 slam hour = 7 one beer hours

This means only 13 beers a day per person.

55,200 beers/ 13 beers per day * 15 people = 283 days

…that should suffice for you guys!

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i bet it was that goddamn Bandit! be on the look out for a rig and a black trans am!

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Someone prove him wrong, .12 is a very low bac to most.

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i know people that can still drive at .12, lol

not legaly, and not perfectly, but its still a vehical that makes it from point A to the intended point b