8/24 NYIRP Tauruses are slow & gay

Anyone else planning on going? Weather forcast looks good so far. Have a few final touches to do to Super-Beater™. Hoping for around mid-14s. :tup:

i’m going.

what do you mean when you say they’re “gay” ?

Well it depends on your perception of gay. But it could have many meanings it could mean that the car itself has happy thoughts. Though that would assume that car itself has feelings. Which altough theoretically impossilble, could be held true by some car nuts, depending on how they treat their car.

Which if the above was assumed to be true it would mean my car would enjoy the following:

  1. Likes be be abused like a trailer-trash hick does to their 15 children.
  2. Enjoys it.
  3. Accepts the above as daily life.
  4. Is inhuman because it does enjoy being flogged all day long.

Of course a shaped piece of metal (or plastic if you own a saturn), has no feelings so we would be led to believe. So in that sense it could not be “gay” in either sense. Because:

  1. It has no feeling, and/or emotion. So it could be reasoned that it could not be happy because of the lack of emotion.
  2. Sexual orientation could not be determined, due to the lack of above. And the fact it can not express itself, without the input/output of a driver.

Now assuming you are in reference to sexual preference. This is further compunded by the fact that cars, regardless of what anyone has been told. Do NOT breed in the wild, public, private, or have any breeding behaviors what so ever. Usually the attempt by cars to breed usually results in a twisted hunk of metal that is further crushed into scrap shortly after. Infact technically it could almost be assumed it’s asexual reproduction as it does come from the same place. But regardless, it’s not from the car itself. And it can not make little baby “Tauri” on it’s own or with the help of other “Tauri”. So this would rule out anything in regards to sexual preference.

Or it could just mean that it’s so slow it would get hit in the rear before it could get out of the way. Which would fall under the category of the title with the taurus being slow & “gay”. As it use a typical (stereotypical even) average point of view to make reference to teh fact the car is indeed slow. And ruling out any feeling/opinions of the car itself would meet all due requirements for this post. Thus’ further confusing the person that originally posted the question in the first place providing no real answers except the first sentance of this paragraph. “Ask and ye’ shall recieve” as they say, enjoy! :tup:

Disclaimer: Not intended to direclly offend anyone, assumes you hold responsibility for your own actions. Also assumes you have a sense of humor which may or may not be something I would really care about because it’s probably 4 am and I’m not making much sense and or can’t spell all to well when tired. Also not responsible for loss of limbs, fire, explosion, pointy objects, cuts, burns, nuclear fission, more toasty plastic fun, decapitation, sore thumbs, limp wrists, flat tires, angry neighbors, unmowed lawns, fuzzy cheese, rice, etc. However if it does result in a positive outcome (ex. World peace, alternaive fuel source, turbo, florida breaking off from the US) I will gladly take credit. Otherwise just ignore this post if you feel it poses any risks mentally, and/or physically to your health.

^HAHAHAHAHA.

Janny, 99% of the NYSpeed population, and therefore it can be assumed 99.9% of the worldly population, believe SHOs are slow and gay. Owners of this POS like myself, Fuzzy, Somedude, RJ-92, TrueBlue, accept this fact and drive on knowing our Yamahammers can get the groceries in record setting times while hauling 8 people and 4 full size spares.

Devin, call me. I might head up if I can figure out what the fuck is wrong with my shit as far as launching.

fucking rofl :rofl:

devin, you crack me up. :biglaugh: :tup:

SHO = Shit Happens Often
or
Super Heavy and Overrated
or
Send Help Out
or
Shit Hardly Operates
or
Stops Hard Ons
or
… etc.

back to the thread, im goin

Anyone else want to meet up to cruise on out there?

Next week you all are mine. I am the slowest and gheyest of them all. :stuck_out_tongue:

Not by much. :stuck_out_tongue:

negative.

your car starts. :biglaugh: