92 accord won't start

NYSpeed Automotive
1

when I turn the key, it will glug (attempt to fire) almost immediatly, then just crank for a while, it won’t start. it has gas, and I’m pretty sure it has spark if its firing. any ideas?

2

did you puke on it or throw shit at it yet?

3

try pounding a bunch of whiskey and attacking the problem again

4

can you smell gas? take out a spark plug wire, shove a screwdriver in it and ground it. see if it has spark but tell me what color it is. if its white its good but if its orange its a weak spark.

5

welp, it seems to have simply fixed itself :gotme:

the caccord is STRONG

6

i love the honda self repair feature

7

My Jetta had that feature. Once every 2 years the (manual) shifter would lock up completely and the car would run on 3. Then it would be fine.

:wtf:

8

its probably the main relay not sending power to the fuel pump. it used to do that shit to me, then it would fix itself :gotme:

9

i pee’d on the hood, all better now :slight_smile: