HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A CON ARTIST. $3 for a fucking bumper sticker. THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF FUCKING PYRAMID SCHEME. I’ll get elected to congress and vote like I’m some kind of conservative for 20 years.
Then one day, when we get a real dipshit president that tries to strip away our civil liberties, plunders the economy with a foreign policy that just so happens to make him and his vice president filthy fucking rich, etc, and then… AND ONLY THEN, will I sneak in from the shadows of relative obscurity and PREACH MY SMALL, CONSERVATIVE MESSAGE IN OPPOSITION, empowering the youth and the not politically retarded to take up my cause, AND SCAM THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH $3 BUMPER STICKERS