A letter to Darkstar from Ron Paul.

[tom_vito]

@Darkstar

HOLY SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A CON ARTIST. $3 for a fucking bumper sticker. THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF FUCKING PYRAMID SCHEME. I’ll get elected to congress and vote like I’m some kind of conservative for 20 years.

Then one day, when we get a real dipshit president that tries to strip away our civil liberties, plunders the economy with a foreign policy that just so happens to make him and his vice president filthy fucking rich, etc, and then… AND ONLY THEN, will I sneak in from the shadows of relative obscurity and PREACH MY SMALL, CONSERVATIVE MESSAGE IN OPPOSITION, empowering the youth and the not politically retarded to take up my cause, AND SCAM THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH $3 BUMPER STICKERS

Glad you finally realized this.

@Darkstar

1. He’s a successful doctor and doesn’t need money.

2. He has and continues to donate the majority of his congressional paycheck to charity.

3. He just introduced a bill to ban the congress from continuing to give themselves raises.

4. All of the donations to a campaign have to be used for campaigning. It’s not like he can pocket the cash.

5. He’s not even out of the race yet, in fact he’s planning a big rally in DC.

6. You have AIDS.

I’ve always known he was a longshot. I’m here for the message. If you would have told me 6 months ago that we would have a uber-Libertarian minded Presidential being a serious candidate captivating the youth of this country and coming in 2nd place in multiple states in GOP caucuses I’d have jumped for joy.

Then why do you need to give him your money?

@Darkstar

I got the satisfaction of knowing that I did everything I could to help an actual non piece of shit candidate try he hardest to get into office. But thankfully, this is only the beginning of the movement. His campaign has changed a lot of hearts and minds. Perhaps a stepping stone to getting a real politician elected that will actually care about the people.

Sounds like the hippies of the 60’s shit to me. But then we all know where that got us, huh?