A List of Things More Likely Than You Winning Tomorrow’s $540 Million Lotto Jackpot

[KillerBlackbird]

@PJB

If I won Id probably still keep my truck just so I could go to Walmart and other places and look like an average person and not have people begging me for money.

I would buy a few new cars and some old ones and a house though. Not a big house because I wouldnt want to clean it and one single guy doesnt need a mansion.

That being said I didnt even play.

Paul, you could literally buy 7 bitches. Literally. Own. Women.