ok so im super drunk but i still think this is cool. My dad rly likes to shoot 9 ball pool and hes super good but he never play any tournys or nething he just plays people for drinks and shit. So tonight me and him are at a a local pool hall. Im shitfaced kuz i dont have to work or go to school tommorow and he decides to start playin pool. He is like 8-0 on the night and some guy (really a complete douchebag) decides to tell my dad that he is gonna beat him. So my dad racks while this douchebag guy is at the bar getting a drink. My dad breaks. He hits the head ball directly on. Every ball scatters except the 8 ball. The q-ball bounces straight back (towards my dad) and hits the wall, then goes straight back towards the 8 ball. It slices the 8 ball and sends it into the corner pocket, game over. Lol, the douchebag was so pissed. im drunk, sorry
to bad your talking about 8 ball
LOL I was going to say the same thing.Your Dad must have a heck of a break shot.Good job tho
This thread is worthless without video… 
Q-Ball. Kuz. Rly. nething. tourny. tommorow. he never play.
I’m going to stop there, maybe you should take your day off and go read a book or see if school is offering any elective reading/writing courses… I doubt you’d learn anything from them, but perhaps it’d get you away from Nyspeed for a bit. That was the worst thread I ever attemtped to read.
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ps my dad could kick your dads ass is grass
haha, and this guy wonders why i wouldnt debate macroeconomics with him.
Haha, I see what you did there…
ya, that would be 8 ball. ive seen this happen twice, both times by my mom. she’s not really even that good at pool haha
Now I’m going to practice this.
holy god i was drunk. Also for all the people making fun of my grammar, let us not forget about jam talking about making a white russian while he was completly wasted. I think i did a little better than him lol.
edit—> and yes i meant 8 ball. The 8 and 9 are extremly close together, especially when ur drunk.
its a cool way to win. im personally a fan of clearing the table in >2 turns, but whatever floats your boat
ive done this once… and the guy told me i lost… i was maybe 17 and had no clue… that fucker owes me five bucks
nope, you def won. what a fucking jerk!
wait, so if you get the 8ball in on the break you win?
i never play pool so idk
yes
According to World Standardized Rules, if the 8 ball is pocketed on the break, the breaker may ask for a re-rack or have the 8 ball spotted and continue shooting. If the breaker scratches while pocketing the 8 ball on the break, the incoming player has the option of a re-rack or having the 8 ball spotted and begin shooting with ball-in-hand behind the head string.
True, but ask me how many arguments I’ve had with drunk faggots at bars that argue the real rules of pool.
Bar rules != Real rules.
i remember some of them… hence why i looked it up