It didn’t wake me up either, however it did remind me to update the notifications on my phone…
X…
Amber alerts, now silver alerts, now weather alerts.
I turned it all off, and subscribed to reverse 911 with my county, and a 1800 number calls me if a tornado is about the hit the house.
Amber is the color of your energy…
Who the fuck is Amber? Is she hot?
She’s a little young.
Whoa
Something Something 311 bullshit
… and dead.
Well that escalated quickly.
Amber is the color of your energy
Keep my feet on the ground
Keep my head in the clouds
Electrified by the sound
Comes from the down
FUCK. YOU.
The band I can think that’s better than 311 is Dave Matthews Band.
That’s funny I hate Dave Matthew’s band. It’s not really rock to me, reminds me of music they play at supercuts when you’re getting a hair cut.
Amber was a 9 year old girl abducted while riding her bike near a local grocery story and her little brother saw the whole thing. She was found floating in a creek with her throat slit 5 days later and 20 years later there have been no arrests.
That’s good you have working ears like me. I DESPISE Dave Matthews Band and the shit bag fans that call him Dave like they personally know him-FUCK. YOU.
I think my sarcasm was lost on that one, Dave sucks.
Its ok, we know you like “crash into me”. Lol jk
Something something Satellite… DMB sucks.