So I was bumpin “Break y0 NeCk” by Busta Rhymes as I see the fat fucker coming up from behind me(saw him last week but there was too much traffic to do anything). His fat head takes up half of the windshield along with his other fat passenger taking up the rest with his gourd of a dome. Knowing this fat fucker’s tricks, I know the second he gets next to me he’ll punch it. Sitting in 4th gear waiting for him to get next to me, I see fat boi riding shotgun stick his sausage of a finger to point at me while blurting some comment like, “If I had enough money to buy a car and weren’t such a bitch, I’d race that STI.”
The second he gets next to me, I punch it and as my massive turbo spools(by massive, I mean massively under-sized) and I hear him give it a go too. I get a little jump as his car has to downshift and once I get to 110ish I shut down due to traffic ending up 1 car in front of him. He does the flyby and I smile ear to ear at them as they go past. They just kept going and got off at their exit, I’ll be sure to point and laugh next time I see them.
Cliffs: I won.