Anna Nicole Smith is Dead

dve said this morning that it was some oedipeal thing in which her son daniel actually fathered the baby and her new husband, howard stern, the lawyer, didn’t know. Daniel killed himself because he fathered a child with his mom, then his mom couldn’t live with the guilt, especially since the judge ordered a paternity test…

There is absolutely no basis for any of this, but it’s fun to think of what could be going on…