first of all, i just want to say i am in no way a racist. i am writing this story bc it was a ridiculous encounter that happened a few nights ago. anyway…
im at work, its 9:20 we’ve been dead for like an hour, we’re getting ready to close and the phone rings. anyone who has ever worked in food service knows this is like the most dreaded thing ever. you just want to finish your shit and gtfo of there. at this point we dont take deliveries anymore bc i had 1 going at the time, and we stop taking deliveries 1/2 hr before we close (@10 pm).
anyway, i answer it and the woman on the other end asks what our sheet/bucket special is. i tell her its a sheet and a bucket (duh) for $42.99. she goes, “ok, hold on” i fuckign HATE THAT SHIT. for future reference, if youre ever ordering food, have everythign you want ready, and never ask the person taking your order to hold on, its super rude.
so after like 45 seconds of listening to a couple of people talk and kids crying in the background, the woman comes back on the phone. says she wants the food. i say ok, give us about 30 min, i have to stretch the sheet. the name on the order is somethign along the lines of floweshia
so i go in the back, stretch the sheet, dress it, have pickle throw down the wings, and take my last delivery for the night. i get back at about 9:45, and the sheet and bucket are still there. 10 to, no one showing up. 5 min to im like wtf, seriously these people better show up i want to gtfo of here. at like 3 min to i decide to call them and tell them we close in 3 minutes and they need to get their asses in gear
so i call the number, the same woman i talked to answered. i say the usual, “hey this is joe from john and marys im just calling to let you know we close in 3 minutes and i hope someone is on there way bc we’re not going to keep the place open just so you can come and get your food”
she goes, “what?”
i repeat myself and her responce is “well i wanted it delivered”
first of all, she never said she wanted it delivered, second of all am i a fucking mind reader? how the fuck am i supposed to know where she lives? and 3rd, if she would have said something, i would have denied her, we stop taking deliveries that late.
i explain to her the reason its not being delivered and she just goes, “oh.”
at this point i can hear a male voice in the background go “who you talkin to?”
“john and mary’s”
“where they at?”
“they aint comin”
“YOU SAID YOU WANTED IT DELIVERED, RIGHT??”
“no, i forgot”
“BITCH, THE FUCK YOU MEAN ‘YOU FORGOT’?!?!?!!?” he fucking screams. almost instantly i can hear like 4 different small children start losing their minds and crying like fucking crazy
“I FORGOT, I FORGOT”
at this point dude loses his mind. i can hear shit start like slamming on the ground and she starts crying and he keeps yelling and the kids keep crying it was fucking madness, i really wish i could have seen what was going on
so after a few minutes everyone settles down at the house and im like listen be more specific and less dumb next time, srsly it’ll save everyone the headache. you can still come and pick it up. she said they didnt have a car. im like ok… well what am i supposed to do with this $50 order? she just stays on the line for a while silent.
so i brought it home and have been eating it for a few days now. i really dont like our pizza
thanks for reading