another stupid joke

[eurodad]

Sex Life

Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says
to the other, “How’s your sex life, buddy?”

The other guy answers, "Not too good. Every time me and the
missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It’s
very frustrating. "

The first guy says, “Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have
the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol
under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply
fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she
got all excited, and couldn’t get enough. I wish I’d done it
years ago!”

The other guy says, “Hmmmm… I think I’ll try that.”

The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy
says, “How did you get on with the starter pistol?”

The other guy says, “Don’t talk to me about starter pistols!
Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost
interest half way through, so I fired the bloody starter
pistol, just like you said.”

The first guy says, “So??? What happened?”

The other guy says, “She bit my weenie, pooped on my face, and
a naked man came out of the closet with his hands up!”

(dang gun shot scared me to death hiding in da closet

[Darkstar]

:hsugh:

[fshowcars]

that’s not even a joke… it’s a pooly told story

[eurodad]

@fshowcars

that’s not even a joke… it’s a pooly told story

you must be having a bad day… what is a pooly? :booty:

[MONTE_SS]

um ya ?

[grindpunk16]

ive heard that joke before its funny