Classic episode of south park when the boys visited a cigarette factory, the worker sings a jaunty tune “and if i get cancer after 80 I don’t care, who the hell wants to be 90 anyway?”
On a side note, I found what I believe at wegmans is onyx’s deodrant, classic old spice. results posted by end of weekend.
I would never use antiperspirant. Stopping bodily functions can’t be good for you. 
Man I dunno. I they only made it in that really small portion and I couldn’t even find it on Amazon recently. It’s been removed from their website.
Old spice Original always seemed alright to me…
It worked well compared to the other brands I usually buy, but it was not the same stuff you got online, still though minimal sweating, but not completely dry.