anybody want a job at the beach?

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im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so. :naughty:

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im hiring about 12 people. starting out at $7.50 or so.

Where?

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match my 9.50 pay and give me 2 hot bisexual women and its a deal

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let me live there for free and u have a deal lol

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no and I dont share. sorry. I can put you up in employee housing for $300/month. Thats all utilities and everything included, but you’ll be in a tiny ass house with 3 other people, most likely of Eastern European descent. But on the other hand, all the girls that come over immediately look for American fuck-buddy’s and being back there you’d pretty much have first dibs at whatever you want.

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:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

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1050.00+ a month …

  • But on the other hand, all the girls that come over immediately look for American fuck-buddy’s and being back there you’d pretty much have first dibs at whatever you want.
    There ya go jeff!!!
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and being a lifeguard is a pretty chill job as far as beach jobs go. :naughty:

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you get to wear a fanny pack :kekegay:

so Mike… wheres the pics of the russians? :naughty:

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yes, but its chromed out and has 20" spinners.

and the pics are on my hard drive…

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match my salary and give me a relocatoin bonus and i’m game.

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sorry, It would look bad for me if I had my lifeguards beating up little kids and drinking Jack on the job.

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well what if he would just make fun of people and smoke pot? could you mak an exception :dunno:

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I would be very interested

99% your talking BS

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:rofl:

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I’m 100% serious. I really didnt think that anyone would take me up on it, but the offer stands.

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:hsugh:

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Shag is just in it for the foreign sluts

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die in a whiskey-fueled fire.