I agree. HJ’s are just too difficult for the female population. I’ve also been with a girl or two where the BJ’s are bad.
Note to all women: Teeth are bad. At all times. Never, ever, not even in the slightest. Not even in the most drunken night are teeth ever even a consideration.
Also, spit is good. Wet is good. I don’t want Niagara Falls, but moisture is a plus.
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