Anyone in EA wanna make $100?

[JoesTypeS]

Some lady in my office needs to get some like workout device put together before xmas…

[vq30de]

Ill do it. LMK where/when

ea= east amherst?

[JoesTypeS]

East Aurora

[vq30de]

NP.

im available whenever. Ill PM you my number…

[JoesTypeS]

carl wins the prize.

this lady isn’t that bright…I’m not joking when I say she came into my office the other day and this was the conversation

her “my email isn’t working”
me " :shrug: oook"

walks in to her office…

me “well, you have to open up outlook”
her “what’s outlook” :wiggle:
me " :uhh: the email program"
her “oh, how do I do that”
me “click the OUTLOOK icon on your desktop…twice, quickly”
her “desktop?”
me :eyebrow: :uhh: :banghead: :tdown:

I left.

We really need to hire someone in house to do IT work, being the defacto help desk blows

[vq30de]

wow. Im actually going to get $100 for what will probably take me like 30mins…

:tup:

[taurusho]

Haha, or it could take like 3 hours. Some of them things are brutal to put together.

[Coldaccord]

not to mention it takes a half hour each way to get there

[STEALTTH]

@JoesTypeS

carl wins the prize.

this lady isn’t that bright…I’m not joking when I say she came into my office the other day and this was the conversation

her “my email isn’t working”
me " :shrug: oook"

walks in to her office…

me “well, you have to open up outlook”
her “what’s outlook” :wiggle:
me " :uhh: the email program"
her “oh, how do I do that”
me “click the OUTLOOK icon on your desktop…twice, quickly”
her “desktop?”
me :eyebrow: :uhh: :banghead: :tdown:

I left.

We really need to hire someone in house to do IT work, being the defacto help desk blows

That was kinda hilarious…sounds like my job

[Kramer]

why dont you put it together, then just have her pay you in sex or someting like that…

[ILCisDEAD]

@STEALTTH

That was kinda hilarious…sounds like my job

same here lol

"OMG i can print without being connected to the internet… "
“yes ma’am”

[OfficerK]

or

I can’t turn on my computer while we’re on the phone, Im on dial-up…choke

[vq30de]

@taurusho

Haha, or it could take like 3 hours. Some of them things are brutal to put together.

whateves. My time is worthless to me…

[Johnnylude]

when you go to her house and knock on the door… say that, “Im here for the FIESTA”

[Blue_Eyed_Devil]

.

:needpic:

[dyingtolive15]

@Johnnylude

when you go to her house and knock on the door… say that, “Im here for the FIESTA”

+1

[sureshot]

@Coldaccord

not to mention it takes a half hour each way to get there

i dont know about you, but $100 for 2 hours of work sounds like a great deal to me i don’t know anyone who’d pass up $50/hr

[ryanmcell]

@JoesTypeS

carl wins the prize.

this lady isn’t that bright…I’m not joking when I say she came into my office the other day and this was the conversation

her “my email isn’t working”
me " :shrug: oook"

walks in to her office…

me “well, you have to open up outlook”
her “what’s outlook” :wiggle:
me " :uhh: the email program"
her “oh, how do I do that”
me “click the OUTLOOK icon on your desktop…twice, quickly”
her “desktop?”
me :eyebrow: :uhh: :banghead: :tdown:

I left.

We really need to hire someone in house to do IT work, being the defacto help desk blows

now imagine that type of call about 44 times a day and thats my typical day… sigh

[dcrdev]

@ryanmcell

now imagine that type of call about 44 times a day and thats my typical day… sigh

I know man. Try like 1200 per month… argh, i need a new job. Just glad I dont have to talk to them anymore.

[vq30de]

4.5hrs, $120 + a glass of water…

I made out pretty good. Plus it was super easy…