are the holidays worth it any more?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat

:wtf:

“politically correct” is taking its meaning to the extreme.

Whats next?

OMG please :weak:

First the “N” word, that only blacks can use or your carrier is over. Then Oriental people don’t wan’t to be confused with Oriental rugs, so now their Asian, like the food. Now all the ho’s don’t want to be associated with giving. They better leave porn alone, or I might just have to run for school board.

You do that Jay, what’s your platform…if it’s free p0rn and beer in the classrooms I’ll vote.

naw, I want a entry assault riffle right next to a entry shot gun with alternating slug/buckshot rounds bolted to the wall behind the teachers dest ala police car. I think that in every other class room would be sufficient. Then I want qualifing interviews for parents. If they are deemed to be neglegent, ineffective parents then their school taxes go up on account of their inevatable delinquent children. I’ll probably do something to force a teacher strike as well. Then we can get some people in their whom actually care about the kids.

in a nut shell.

Now that’s a policy to stand behind.

did anybody hear the story where parents are complaining about santa being fat? they think it sends the wrong message to kids.

I guess being lazy and taking the kids to burger king for dinner every night because their to lazy to cook a healthy meal doesn’t send the wrong message though.

I like your ideas…

I get so pissed when I see those lazy ass, 4 months/yr vacation having, job is over at 3pm faggots going on strike. I want to scab and go take their jobs, but oh no…you can’t, the union has criminal control of the industry.

Wow

I hate people

I think santa should run for president.

Just when i thought I had brought this thread to an unsurpassable level of stupidity, you have to come in and one up me. Cudos. Alow me to counter with: I think that santa should run for easter bunny.

:rofl:

Jay = :bowdown: lol

No, Santa will be president and the easter bunny will be vice president. I thought everyone knew that.

But they easter bunny is going to have to learn to go happity hop, because hippity hop offended some hippies.

Fuck that, every race/ethnicity has niggers but all together the word shouldn’t be used at all, the phrase “Piece Of Shit” shall suffice for me

theres might be a few emo extremists that will vouch for that being offensive.

Government Dictionary:

Happity Hop; verb
Government certified to walk with a vertical motion in a fast paced manner in order to relocate its self to a new destination.

That’s rude.
What about those who can’t hop…

Thats another thing on my platform. Every handi capable little bastard get draulics on their wheel chairs.

Well I guess Ill just put my Santa suit back in the closet… after all what christmas without ho s