are u serious? v. office TIP SHEET

:wave: i also did it … i was like no shit there is really a quick key for that… and i was like where did nyspeed go…

and window + L = is not a lapdance

I didn’t know that one… this thread delivers :tup:

My work here is done.

:thankyou:

I remember doing that in IRC chats back in the day. Telling people that they can get links to stuff by pushing alt and f4 and then seeing the scrolling list of people leaving the channel

I ā€œhopeā€ the other two stooges are being as sarcastic as I am.

windows + pause = computer properties
windows + e = my computer
windows + f = search

I use those a lot.

a small piece of scotch tape on teh bottom of an optical mouse is fun

HAHAHAHA

Red dry erase marker…

take another look at the posters…

:lol:

Micah your office needs one of these:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/70384439_ba1fd5b9de.jpg

Get it? It’s a ā€œJump to conclusionsā€ mat!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/dignonk/office_space.jpg

Ctrl + Alt + Down Arrow*

When they are not near their desk is usually a good one.

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS

god damnnit i want to try so many of these…

We use to get malicious… with the jokes. super glue everything to the desk… unplugg everything boot to a USB drive so it looks like it was reformatted lol… yadda yadda

The sad thing is I USE alt+F4 constantly. This cold just has me in a daze today. When I read it I was like ā€œI don’t think that works, poof, there goes open windowā€.

I’m appalled that I’ve had this windows key sitting in front of me all these years and i thought it was just there to screw up full screen games…

windows + d
windows + e
AWESOME.

I LOLed after justa4door said it is not a lapdance. Then I did it. Then I LOLed again.

I’m a nerd.

I want to try some of these, but I’m on the work computer and I don’t want to break it.

:lol:

how has no one mentioned how shitty that picture is?

I mean srsly… thats a Micah Weber pic?

PPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT

ALTF4

CELL PHONE PIC!

lol